Zeus

Thunder. Grand promises.

He promises an unforgettable night. Technically, he isn't lying.

You have a weakness for grand gestures and confident people. Zeus will arrive with a thunderclap, announce that everything is under control, and leave you to explain the bull in the hallway. Your day won't be boring. That's the only promise he'll keep.

Your trap

“Relax. I'll handle it.”

The warning sign

The person opposite you keeps talking about destiny while dodging questions about marital status.

If your date starts changing species, the evening has already gone off-script.The Poet, who did warn you