Dionysus

Good company. Questionable chronology.

One drink. Three bad ideas. An unreliable narrator.

You can turn an ordinary evening into an event. Dionysus will enthusiastically help with that and absolutely not help you get home. You'll go out for one drink and return with a new friend, someone else's hat, and a firm opinion on a subject you'd never heard of yesterday. Tomorrow, you can piece the plot together.

Your trap

“It's still early.”

The warning sign

Someone says “This is your song” and you're already on the table.

Drink some water, too. By morning, at least one deity ought to be on your side.The Poet, who did warn you