Your divine problem
Ares
Your point has called for reinforcements.
It started as a conversation. Now there's a front line.
You have opinions, and you don't like leaving them undefended. Ares will give you the perfect chance to prove your point at the exact moment it would be wiser to stop talking. By evening, the parking dispute will have a backstory, allies, and its own flag. Victory remains possible. Peace has left the building.
- Your trap
- “I'm not letting that slide.”
- The warning sign
- You're rehearsing your closing line while the other person is still speaking.
Before declaring war, check whether the other person merely said “Good morning”.The Poet, who did warn you

The gods aren't done yet.
Iphicles has the same problem in The Last Virgin on Olympus. Except his questions don’t stop at ten.
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