Aphrodite

Your plans just started blushing.

She'll mess up your plans. Then undress them.

You claim to want a quiet life, but that interesting look from across the room has already rearranged your priorities. Aphrodite will turn coffee into a date, the date into a plot, and the plot into a story you'll tell selectively. It's not that you can't see the danger. It just looks wonderful.

Your trap

“Just one drink.”

The warning sign

You're already choosing an outfit for something that supposedly isn't a date.

You may follow your heart. Just check which of your other organs is holding the map.The Poet, who did warn you